When Leggings Go Worng

In the beginning they were great.  There were only a few colors and one style.  I loved them while being pregnant because of the simplicity.  Somewhere they have gotten out of control.  People quit wearing underwear.   People buying leggings 3 sizes too small.  People buying cheap ones (cheap is not quality).  Now the lady above has a lot of things working against her.  Her physique (two unruly cheeks) and a pair of horrifying leggings are a lethal combination.  Leggings should pull everything in and smooth it out, not clump it, making your tush look like cottage cheese.  And when you where them, you should still cover your butt.  Panty lines are a major no, no.  However you should be wearing some because you can clearly see that too.  When I first saw the above picture I thought it was a photo of an elephant until I looked closer.  This poor, poor woman is in need.  I need for her to start doing some squats and lunges till she pulls those suckers up where they should be.  A sagging ass is an unhappy, untouched ass.  So ladies when you are buying them make sure that you try them on and look at that butt.  Look at it like your life depends on it.  Think about it as if it was a strangers butt.  Would you give it side-eyes if you saw it on the street?  Just beware of the leggings, they can be evil

Peace, Love and Chocolate