YOU CAN'T DRIVE

I am beyond sick of mini vans and SUV's.  It seems as if everytime I park someome pulls up next to me and leaves their end stickign out so that I can not see when I am backing out.  Or they wedge their "U-haul children" in places they do not belong, like parking spaces that are already reeeaaaally tiny.  Or they try to parallel park making you think they are going to back up over you, then get out of the car waving and smiling about it.  Then there is today at my kids schools when the SUV decided to wedge herself in between me and another parked car which caused her to back up traffic to a major street.  This lady got out of the car mad at me because she couldn't fit and wanted me to move my car out of the way.  Now my car was pretty much up against a way, with barely enough room for my kids to open the door when they got to the car.  There was no where for me to go, so I puled up as much as I could but that didn't really help.  Thinking she was going to back up I went and got one of my kids from the school.  When I came back she was still there as well as all the traffic behind her.  I pulled off and found another space so that all the cars could pass again freely.  As I sat waiting for my other son I could see her talking to other parents complaining about my parking.  I leaned out the window and listened.  This heffa was saying I blocked the drive so that no one else could go.  Untrue. A little yellow car caused all the problems.  It was on the other side of her SUV, illegally parked in the wrong direction.  I just sat there shaking my head.  When I did get out of the car another parent whispered to me, "don't worry I keyed her car when she fussed at me about my parking."  I started cracking up.  I just don't get some people driving in these big ass hookin vehicles especially when they don't know how to drive them.

Peace, Love and Chocolate